The newspaper slammed Kevin McCarthy and George Santos as "the poster children for GOP dysfunction."

"The Late Show" host delighted in the “day of pure, uncut, Peruvian blue-flake schadenfreude."

The New York Republican had "basically catfished an entire congressional district," cracked the late night host.

“Today, is that the day I wanted to have? No,” McCarthy told reporters after he lost in multiple rounds of voting that threw the new GOP majority into chaos.