The first day of March Madness delivered, to some degree, on the “madness” end of the bargain.

Before we turn our full attention to March Madness, baseball had its own knockout tournament to settle this week, the World Baseball Classic.

Keldon Johnson, the Spurs' longest-tenured player, owns a ranch in Texas' Hill Country, where he tends to goats, cows, and horses. He's been called the…