Beware the “ketamine-fueled jester.”

The president also took a moment to praise the female astronaut's tresses: "There's no kidding, there's no games with her hair."

Jack Schlossberg asked his in-law if she could “call up the family of the child who died of measles and say sorry."

He threatened not to support others if they haven’t “paid” enough, but did not seem to know that the only time the alliance was triggered was to help the U.S. after 9/11.